#31- Rouge Taxidermy

Photos taken May 7, 2010

My friend Amanda and I went to this Rouge Taxidermy art show

La Luz De Jesus

Amanda loves Jesus.

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Unimouses

They're so cute and mystical.....and dead.

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Peeps

This made me think of Evelyn and Evelyn

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Squirrels

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This was probably my favorite one.

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Turkey?

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 Lamb Bird Thing

 This one is pretty impressive.

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Zombie Cat

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A Flying Something

I like his little outfit.

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Cat Head

cute

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Kitty

I don't think cat's are suppose to sit like that.

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Steam Punk Kitty

...or dog? Is it a dog? Either way I like it. I'd totally put it in my house if it didn't cost $6,500.

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Steam Punk Deer

He was animated with blinking eyes and all.

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Deer Heads

They have little houses in their necks. I want to live in a deer neck.

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Cake Face

I think "Cake Face" is going to be the name of my death metal band.

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Snake Bone

And "Snake Bone" is going to be my electro-crap band.

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Accordion Weasel

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Retard Weasel

This weasel's retarded face made me sad. It's stuck with that expression forever and always.

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Raccoon Penis Bone

My date bought this for me because she is a gentleman who knows how to treat a lady.

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Fin

#30 - Wine Tasting

Photos Taken February 13 and 14, 2010

Tim and I went wine tasting with my sister Staci and her boyfriend Matt.

Tim took most of theses pictures because I was too busy being a wino.

WINE!

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Vineyards

Taken from the moving car on our way to wine heaven February 13, 2010.

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The Little Mermaid

We had breakfast here in Solvang and were served by this amazing 400 year old ultra Danish waitress. She was fucking pro. I didn't take this picture. I stole it from Chantal Claret's Twitter She was there a few days after us and posted this pic.

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Fiddlehead

This was the first winery we went to and one of the best. We got a bottle of Pink Fiddle. It was so delicious, I think I need to order myself another bottle.

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Staci

My sister. This is the first time we've seen each other in 4 years.

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Camera Envy

This is Staci and her boyfriend Matt and his awesome camera.

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Beckman Vineyards

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This place was gorgeous but it didn't have the most memorable wine.

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Stolpman

Then we went to Los Olivos and tasted even more wine that I could never afford. I wish that box o' wine was ours but it was Matt's. My sister did buy us a Hilltop Syrah which we have yet to drink. I really liked Stolpman. That was definitely one of my favorites.

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Andrew Murray

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I liked this place. We got a viognier that we meant to drink on our anniversary but didn't. So it's still waiting for us.

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Moi

I was pretty tipsy by then.

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Drunks

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Andrina and Staci

 We took a small break between tastings to get something to eat.

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Drunks

There were several attempts at taking that picture. Here's one of the failed ones. We were drunk and looking into the sun.

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Corkscrews

I think this was at Qupe

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Qupe

I don't even know how many  places we went to in Los Olivos but this was the last tasting of the day. I barely remember this place.

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Motel 6

We stayed at the Motel 6 in Buellton. It had the best bedspreads.

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Staci and Matt

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They went out to eat at The Hitching Post. Tim and I stayed in and ordered pizza because there's nothing like Pizza Hut after a long day of drinking outrageously expensive wine.

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Windmill

Taken from the moving car. the next day, February 14th, we went back into Solvang for breakfast and socks before heading to Santa Barbara.

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Everything Here Is Gorgeous

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Jauffers

I loved this place. It was run out of a house. There's delicious wine in them barrels.

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Happiness

Look how happy he is about his wine.

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Liquid Love

This was an unscheduled stop on recommendation from the Jauffers guys. I don't remember what it was called. But it was partnered with Westerly Vineyards or something. We got a viognier dessert wine from here that was made from orgasms. If I think real hard I can still taste it.

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Crosswalk

There was some art fair going on by the beach that day so we walked around a bit and got some food before heading home.

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Dorks

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Cheers!

#29 - Flashback #3 - People I Don't Talk To Anymore - December 8, 2009

Photos Taken Sometime In 2005

(I think)

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I don't talk to this duck anymore either.

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